Monday, December 23, 2002

Well, I'm in Alabama right now for holidays. I'll be posting some pics at a later date. Trying to get pics of the family along with all the farm animals. A lot of chickens and cows around right now....

Friday, December 20, 2002

Okay. so long time ago, my dog peppy died. A few years later, I wrote an obituary for him and posted in on the Virtual Pet Cemetery.

If you read some of the stories, some of them are pretty funny...This one's my favorite.

Touche Turtle -- R.I.P.

When I was a small child, I was given a Desert Tortoise as a pet. I loved him dearly and named him Touche Turtle after the famous Hanna-Barbera cartoon character. One day, I was shocked to find that Touche had dug himself into a burrow and had died. I was heartbroken, and was afraid to touch him for a couple of days, but I decided I had better be brave and give him a decent Christian burial. I put him in a cardboard box, dug a deep hole in the back yard and laid him to rest with a few improvised words and a bier of flowers from the garden. As time went by, I adjusted to the loss of my cherished pet, until several years later, when I discovered to my horror that Desert Tortoises hibernate through the Winter. I'm sorry Touche...where ever you are! Please forgive me!

Tuesday, December 10, 2002

This was too funny. My friend Jim was poking around Craig's list...too funny.

Watchme Masturbate Today During Lunch - m4w

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Date: Tue Dec 10 04:26:54 2002

37/M Seeking a woman who would enjoy watching me masturbate for her today, in my car during lunch today. e-mail me back and I will tell yoiu where and what time to meet me.

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Wednesday, December 04, 2002

Just got back from London for Thanksgiving. Will update more later...

In the kitchen, Marge opens the refrigerator.
Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.