Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Funny convo...

AWhig (4:34:15 PM): hey, what's your last name?
AWhig (4:34:18 PM): chen?
AWhig (4:34:38 PM): scratch that
Shanting (4:34:42 PM): chen craig
Shanting (4:34:45 PM): Tina Craig
Shanting (4:34:50 PM): i kept chen as my middle name
Shanting (4:34:56 PM): scratch what
AWhig (4:35:06 PM): i guessed chen, but then thought that was ginny's
Shanting (4:35:20 PM): hehe, what, u think all chinese people are named chen? just kidding
AWhig (4:35:28 PM): what is her last name?
Shanting (4:35:36 PM): who
AWhig (4:35:41 PM): ginny?
Shanting (4:35:46 PM): chen
AWhig (4:35:52 PM): oh man
Shanting (4:35:54 PM): 8-)

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

KELTIX (5:51:09 PM): oh, you know my cousin, the one who lives next to the house you pointed out?
KELTIX (5:51:24 PM): i have to see that one, do you have it?
AWhig (5:51:35 PM): then apparently cartman's j lo "kissed" ben down there
AWhig (5:51:36 PM): :-)
AWhig (5:51:44 PM): i think I do, on my tivo...
AWhig (5:51:52 PM): i'll keep it if I have it
KELTIX (5:51:58 PM): anyways, that cousin of mine is an LAPD, he pulled over j lo and ben last week
AWhig (5:52:09 PM): for what?
KELTIX (5:52:15 PM): illegal left turn
AWhig (5:52:48 PM): did they get a ticket?
KELTIX (5:53:03 PM): and ben told him he was being harrassed by papparazzi, who were taking pictures of the whole being pulled over thing, and so he let them go and stopped the papparazzi until they could get away
KELTIX (5:53:26 PM): ron is super nice, can't believe he's a cop
AWhig (5:54:04 PM): funny
AWhig (5:54:08 PM): so they didn't get a tix?
KELTIX (5:54:13 PM): nope
AWhig (5:54:25 PM): fuckin' celebrities...what don't they get away with..??:-)

Saturday, April 19, 2003

Does this sound like someone I know? Or me sometimes?

O hear his friends tell it, Matt Smith is an easygoing guy. A recently engaged business consultant from Charlotte, N.C., Mr. Smith, 31, is a casual fan of golf, Nascar and Wake Forest basketball. But there is one subject his friends are loath to bring up around him, for fear it will provoke one of his prolonged sermons on its myriad virtues: the television gadget TiVo.

"I'd say he brings it up every time we're together," said Fran Radano, a college pal who has resisted Mr. Smith's efforts to convert him to TiVo. "There's usually someone in the group who's new to his preaching. It's highly annoying."


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Thursday, April 17, 2003

I've been away a bit. Sorry. I just had to post this though...Too rich.

NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.

"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.

"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck. [More]