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Funny convo... AWhig (4:34:15 PM): hey, what's your last name? AWhig (4:34:18 PM): chen? AWhig (4:34:38 PM): scratch that Shanting (4:34:42 PM): chen craig Shanting (4:34:45 PM): Tina Craig Shanting (4:34:50 PM): i kept chen as my middle name Shanting (4:34:56 PM): scratch what AWhig (4:35:06 PM): i guessed chen, but then thought that was ginny's Shanting (4:35:20 PM): hehe, what, u think all chinese people are named chen? just kidding AWhig (4:35:28 PM): what is her last name? Shanting (4:35:36 PM): who AWhig (4:35:41 PM): ginny? Shanting (4:35:46 PM): chen AWhig (4:35:52 PM): oh man Shanting (4:35:54 PM): 8-)
KELTIX (5:51:09 PM): oh, you know my cousin, the one who lives next to the house you pointed out? KELTIX (5:51:24 PM): i have to see that one, do you have it? AWhig (5:51:35 PM): then apparently cartman's j lo "kissed" ben down there AWhig (5:51:36 PM): :-) AWhig (5:51:44 PM): i think I do, on my tivo... AWhig (5:51:52 PM): i'll keep it if I have it KELTIX (5:51:58 PM): anyways, that cousin of mine is an LAPD, he pulled over j lo and ben last week AWhig (5:52:09 PM): for what? KELTIX (5:52:15 PM): illegal left turn AWhig (5:52:48 PM): did they get a ticket? KELTIX (5:53:03 PM): and ben told him he was being harrassed by papparazzi, who were taking pictures of the whole being pulled over thing, and so he let them go and stopped the papparazzi until they could get away KELTIX (5:53:26 PM): ron is super nice, can't believe he's a cop AWhig (5:54:04 PM): funny AWhig (5:54:08 PM): so they didn't get a tix? KELTIX (5:54:13 PM): nope AWhig (5:54:25
Does this sound like someone I know? Or me sometimes? O hear his friends tell it, Matt Smith is an easygoing guy. A recently engaged business consultant from Charlotte, N.C., Mr. Smith, 31, is a casual fan of golf, Nascar and Wake Forest basketball. But there is one subject his friends are loath to bring up around him, for fear it will provoke one of his prolonged sermons on its myriad virtues: the television gadget TiVo. "I'd say he brings it up every time we're together," said Fran Radano, a college pal who has resisted Mr. Smith's efforts to convert him to TiVo. "There's usually someone in the group who's new to his preaching. It's highly annoying." [More]
I've been away a bit. Sorry. I just had to post this though...Too rich. NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256! Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28. "We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider. "But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck. [More]