Mean Girls and high school stories
Last night we went to see Mean Girls. It was written by Tina Fey, and I had heard good things about it. I wasn't disappointed.
Anyway, afterwards, we went to the Burren to a few pints, and we started telling all the fucked up stories from high school. You know, the ones you and all your friends reminisce about when you see each other.
The one that was the most disturbing was the one Ryan told about his history teacher in Hawaii who was totally whacked. He was in Nam and apparently he had gotten some sort of intestinal worms while he was there. He was still dealing with them when he was teaching at Ryan's school. So one day, a group of students were talking to him after class, and noticed some weird photos on the podium. Someone asked what they were and he said, "You wanna see what I did all summer?" They turned out to be pictures of worms coming out of his butt.